two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

petting a phoenix

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

Dirty Peyton

when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube

yeah bro i gave that girl a dirty peyton last night and got a brain freeze

by papa frick January 15, 2021

peytyn

Beautiful, loving, and cares. Has had some ups and downs in life. But is always happy. She can light up a room with just one smile. No this girl is not ordinary she is faithful and will stay by your side. And P.S. Is a great lover

Omg did you see peytyn she is so beautiful.

I was in such a bad mood today until peytyn came and put me in a good mood.

by Anonymous 123 April 25, 2016

Peyton

Peyton's are super pretty, smart, and athletic, even though they dont think so themselves. Peytons are normally shy when you first meet her, but as you get to know her, you'll realize that she's incredibly funny and goofy. Some may think Peyton's are annoying or awkward, but Peytons are much more. They are loyal, trustworthy, and sassy as hell. Don't get a Peyton angry, because her eye rolls and snappy comebacks can startle even the toughest people. Peyton's are also incredibly sexy; they are skinny but toned, and have subtle curves that guys love. They are liked by a lot of guys, but Peyton's are oblivious to most romantic advances so they haven't dated many guys. They seem like goody-two-shoes, but in reality, they can do bad stuff, especially with someone they love or are falling for. Peyton's are also incredibly tough despite their tall and lean appearance. Is you meet a Peyton in your lifetime, you should try to stay as close to her as possible before she is gone. Peyton's are chill with a lot of things, and don't get pissed off very easily. But, when they do, watch your back, because Peyton's are not afraid to get revenge.

Girl- OMG that girl is so awesome and nice she must be a Peyton!
Boy- yeah damn she's hot I might ask her out

by JOHNCENAAAAAAA December 18, 2015

pertinear

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.

That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.

by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

Peyton Mooning

When a man backs his spread ass cheeks into someones face and slaps them with his testicles.

I'm going commando for some quick strike peyton mooning.

by hairgun August 29, 2016