Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

penistude

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

by Decimus December 1, 2006

pedistifle

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006

penist

guy who plays penis for a life

pianist: 500$ per hour
penist: 200$ per hour

by MaLdEr September 19, 2007

penistealthography

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

peristerophobia

An irrational fear of pigeons

Clyde's peristerophobia prevented him from enjoying life as a vagrant in London.

by Daniel Bulone June 4, 2007