personality

An excuse many guys use to justify why they're banging a beat, tore up, broke down, ugly girl.

Don: "Hey, I met your new girlfriend at Jenny's house yesterday."
James: "Oh yeah? What'd you think of her."
Don: "Well...um...I'm sure she has a really good personality."
James: "Fuck you."

by Nick D May 3, 2004

personality

something that you pretend to have before sex

i paid for dinner so she let me spray my personality on her face

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 20, 2003

personality

For many, a fantastic means of birth-control and cause of celibacy.

You've got personality.

by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

personality

Effective way to refer to a woman’s breasts in the presents of female friends or parents, all the while sounding sensitive and caring

I wish you could have met Jessica. She has a great personality !

by Mark Davis LWC July 22, 2008

personality

A way to describe no one, while refering to everyone "else"

She may not be tall or thin but she has a great personality

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

personal person

Your best friend

She's my personal person

by Frekyy January 28, 2018

person-person

An old-but-still-humorous term in a classic "gender-neutral" joke.

In the modern world of female 18-wheeler drivers and "flagger ahead" construction-signs, we can't use "the 'M' word" with regards to our daily paper-media delivery... rather than saying, "We should go look in the mailbox to see if the mailman left us any mail", we need to say instead, "We should to go look in the person-box to see if the person-person left us any person".

by QuacksO March 4, 2019