permagraine

A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.

this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!

by mvolfman February 25, 2011

permashrink

The condition of one's genitalia after extended time in a cold place, usually Alaska. Unlike shrinkage, permashrink will not go away until one has moved to a place of normal climate.

Guy 1: Dude, I went up to Alaska last month, it was sweet!
Guy 2: Oh I'm sorry man, you must have had some crazy permashrink.
Guy 1: Yeah...I almost forgot I wasn't usually the size of a newborn baby.

by Dukey duke October 16, 2008

permasingle

The state of being single "forever". Applies both to those who simply can't seem to be able to find someone to be with (involuntary permasingles) and to those who are purposefully choosing to be single for any number of reasons, such as career, asexuality, etc. (voluntary permasingles).

There may come a time when it becomes preferable to grab the bull by the horns and choose to be permasingle rather than to allow yourself to get devastated by disappointments after disappointment with all the wrong people.

by minagica June 4, 2015

permatan

A permanent tan that is tattoed on

"freddy, hit me with some of that tan spray"

"georgy, just get a permatan dude"

by Dunnyshe August 10, 2017

Permasquint

the state of your eyes being in a constant slight closed-strained formation.

Elders of asian culture often used to experiment with many herbs,marijuana being one, their eyes are now in a permasquint condtion creating the popular eye formation of the average asian today.

by KayaWords January 26, 2009

Permastatus

The term for the box depicted underneath a facebook user's profile picture, which allows a status-like message to appear permanently on the on the aforementioned user's profile page.

"Did you see that Laura changed her permastatus? She'd had the old one up there forever!"

by jblakely April 12, 2010

PermaStink

Stench or odor that is perpetually imbued in ones skin or clothing.

Dude my favorite polo has serious PermaStink

But I just took a shower... Must be PermaStink

Dude, PermaStick sucks.

by John Shumway April 27, 2004