permaboing

per-mah-boing
noun

1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.

1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."

2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."

by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006

Permanoob

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.

Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.

by DB_KG March 26, 2010

Permabulk

Forever bulking: training strength without any regard for bodyfat, building plenty of muscle *and* fat, but never cutting down on the fat. Often an excuse for eating poorly.

What the hell, Jorgen's a powerlifter but he's wolfing down an entire pizza?
Yeah, man, he's permabulking, he doesn't care one bit about his physique.

by thomasripper June 28, 2016

permawood

describes a situation when a man has had an erection for an extended period of time, this is often induced by taking viagra

"this things been up for more than 5 hours"
"sounds like you have permawood"

by cordaborb August 4, 2007

pervbook.com

facebook but in its truest form - for adolescents + 30 year old men to perv over girls summer photo albums.

im just gonna check my pervbook, hold on.

jack: Damnnnn, hav you seen that girls clev!! she is fit as

tom: Yeh man, i'll add her on pervbook when i get home.

pervbook.com is a paedo paradise

by Ben and Adam 2K9 September 19, 2009

Permawood

A state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a boner at all times. Permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum fuck.

My quantum fuck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. I get a porngram before I've finished the last one, all day long! He's definitely a keeper.

by petuniafarmer January 28, 2009

permaborrow

Verb: to borrow, in a permanent manner. To borrow with neither inclination nor intent to return.

Last summer, I permaborrowed my buddy's sweater.

by Scaryberry January 21, 2004