Perkins

To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.

She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.

by Robert Aldridge December 09, 2006

perkin'

perkin' is drunk like thizzin' is high

Man, that guy is perkin' balls.

by cyberakuma13 November 04, 2006

perkinator

one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential sexual prospects without discression.

Damn, Chris is such a perkinator. I was walking by and he couldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even trying to hide it.

by Josephverrochi Majorjean November 08, 2010

Perkins

Loud declaration made after passing wind, whether a loud and proud or silent but deadly.

My butt: pppfffffffttthrrthhhppp-ppp.pp.p
Me: Perkins!
You: (holding nose): Ew bitch! That's nasty!

by buzzball July 08, 2011

Perkins

A Rare breed of creature native only to the southwest of england.
The perkins lives purely off a cheap brand of cider known as devon village.
it suffers from severe mood swing's switching daily from jolly dancing perkins to the Dreaded grumpy perkins!

parent: come on kids lets go perkins hunting
child 1: YAY ill bring the cider
child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's

by MarkProuse November 17, 2009

Perkinator

An urban superhero whose greatest superpower is to liberate women from having unaroused nipples. Sometimes he strikes without being seen, and sometimes he strikes slowly and deliberately.

Wow it's not even cold in here Alice, but I think the Perkinator just liberated my man-pacifiers!

by Meester X November 09, 2010

Perkinate

to strip for a beautiful lady; to dance while stripping; to strip for free; to sexually tease

Evan was feeling a tad excited, so he surprisingly perkinated Hannah on Skype.

by Perkinator360 March 21, 2011