period

Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.

Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!

by dolphin February 24, 2005

period

The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.

"Sorry I can't today, I'm on my period."

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

period

A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females.

Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.

Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.

"Jenny is on her period."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm now missing 7 teeth and an eyeball."

by rico567 June 30, 2009

period

God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake

I'm on my period, don't fuck with me!

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

period

The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.

It was a period of strife.

by Sabine Monster June 11, 2006

period

worst fucking week that occurs once a month, unless she is prego

Women having their periods is the easiest reson why god is a guy

Basically a living hell

Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period--->BAD IDEA

by liberalLadie;) April 18, 2010

period

The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).

No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.

by ~souba~ December 28, 2005