Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
by dolphin February 25, 2005
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females.
Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.
Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.
Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.
Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.
by rico567 June 29, 2009
by boredusachick November 27, 2004
The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.
It was a period of strife.
by Sabine Monster June 02, 2006
Women having their periods is the easiest reson why god is a guy
Basically a living hell
Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period--->BAD IDEA
Basically a living hell
Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period--->BAD IDEA
by liberalLadie;) February 18, 2010
The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).
No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".
No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".
Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.
by ~souba~ November 19, 2005