A piece of trash celebrity blogger who does nothing but insults other people to make his sad pathetic life less miserable. I would call him a worthless faggot, but unlike Perez, I have class.
Girl 1: Girl you should totally start a rumor about that slut over there for saying all that shit about you!

Girl 2: No way! I have morals! Who do i look like? Perez Hilton!
by SouthernJew December 20, 2010
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1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.
Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.
by the2ndflood November 14, 2007
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A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.
Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.
by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006
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The largest celebrity whore on the planet. Often seen giving blowjobs at truckstops.
Man that girl I was with last night was like Perez Hilton!
by JxDx April 13, 2011
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A flaming queen giving decent gay guys a bad name. He spends all of his time bitching and moaning about celebrities and how they look and act instead of doing anything positive to better either himself or the world.
Gay guy #1: Hey, have you checked out Perez Hilton's new blog?

Gay guy #2: Nah. Believe it or not, most gay guys, such as myself, consider him a total idiot and are actually offended that he managed to obtain some level of celebrity by just being a stereotype.

Gay guy #1: Oh. Well, when you put it like that, ya wanna go watch Shutter Island on DVD?

Gay guy #2: Yeah, I have two hours to kill.
by Wong Fo Lee January 20, 2011
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The mother fucker who has it out for directioners. Has no life and is the most hated man alive. He wants to start all world battle and directioners will win.
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by Directioner4lifebitch August 24, 2012
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