perseeseenammuttu

A Finnish word describing the ultimate, superlative state of being pissed off. Translates directly as having been shot in the ass, and for unknown etymologic reason, gives the strong impression that the weapon of choice has been shotgun, Street Sweeper, or other product favored by the NRA.

Nordbergerqvist oli taas vittu perseeseenammuttu, mikähän setti sillä oli päällä.

Fuck, mr. Nordbergerqvist was again like someone had shotgunned his ass. Whats the set he was on anyway?

by Heefus-perkele October 23, 2008

Parcheesi Team

When there are two lanes on a highway and there are two cars next to each other going exactly the same speed, and you cant pass them, just like in the game parcheesi.

first dude: "SHIT!"

second dude: "What?!?"

first dude: "Theres a fuckin PARCHEESI TEAM in front of us."

second dude: "FUUUCKK! we'll never get to the party in time for the __________ (fill in the best thing partys have :)"

by ~{enter pseudonym here}~ December 3, 2010

Permacheese

Permacheese: Constantly smiling!

My boyfriend brought me roses, so I had a Permacheese the rest of the day!

by malpal24 November 4, 2010

porchegese breakfeast

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007

perchose

The ultimate utility word, with roots in Highland-Glaswegian stoner slang, being capable of nounage, verbiage and adjectiveness within the one sentence. The influences of rasta is cuss is also evident within its use in the vernacular.

Perchose! (greeting)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)

by eoghann June 16, 2006

Poocheese

Adj: Another way of saying shit or Bullshit; Saying someone is not as proficient as another in something usually followed by ugglass nigga.

"I'm the best player on the team!," Exclaimed Shawn. "Cut it! You know you some poocheese Ugglass Nigga!," Replied Glendell.

by Dee Kae March 29, 2018

pucheese

The creamy, cheese like glaze found on a woman's love lips. Also known as schmegma or yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and there was soo much pucheese that I brought a bowl of nachos down with me.

by Pucheese luva May 15, 2003