Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.

Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."

by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013

pengaling

an UGLY person
think of the word Gremlin,Gremlins are UGLY.Thats where it came from.

that brehs peng but whys he rollin wid dat next dude for,hes pengaling

by DA NANG 1 January 22, 2006

Pentagrin

GOAT SATAN, CREATOR OF THE MOST GAYEST VAMPIRE WHO LOVES CARROTS
"I did this video first you smelly lizard POO" - Pentagrin 2k17

"Pentagrin is satan."
"No, Pentagrin is G O A T Satan."

by lowkeynicoyazawa October 5, 2017

pentagrin

owner of the gayest vampire oc, best may may, and a 15 year old harrser

man pentagrin is a may may

by InternShip October 5, 2017

pentafinger

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

by java monster February 24, 2008

pengling

a vertical penguin

oh shit a pengling

by yeeto benito February 25, 2019

penpalling it

When you and a person are texting about several things at once so you're responding to multiple topics every time you text back.

Yeah, I'm optimistic about my chances cuz Sarah and I were totally penpalling it last night. We talked about everything from movies to her cats to food and more in the span of an hour!

by leviathanofaegeanbog June 30, 2021