Penophile

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.

Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal

by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016

Penor

Basically, another word for penis; however, penor can be used in several different types of context.

1. "Stop being such a penor".

2. "Willie was taking a piss and I totally saw his penor!"

by nalyd June 15, 2013

Penorritos

A penis wrapped in a flour tortilla, covered in pace picante salsa if one chooses.

Hi my name's Tedz Burrenis and for lunch i had a couple Penorritos.

by tedz 2.0 December 29, 2010

penormous

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.

Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"

by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007

penophobe

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.

I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!

by Nemmie February 15, 2008

penor

The way to say penis if you want to be "1337" on the internet.

5ux0r my p3n0r nubz0r!!!!!11

by Bill-likes-cakes August 28, 2005