Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

panoché whisper

Like a dog whisperer... but for vaginas...

Wow he's/ she's the the panoché whisper to my vagina.

by Aimaris55 May 11, 2017

panochita

"Pussy," in Spanish.


Me gusta mi reggae
Me gusta Punk Rock
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita

Translation:

I like my reggae
I like punk rock
But the thing I like best is pussy

(Lyrics from Sublime - 'Caress Me Down')

by TimboCoc November 21, 2004

pencha

The Chinese pinyin version og spilling tea out of your mouth. Usually express shock or amusement.

JOHN WATSON: Remember the last time we were at the bench?
MARY: Don’t say it.
JOHN WATSON: “ I was stung by a jellyfish and you told me to pee on it.”
MYCROFT: (pencha)

by OrzLan May 23, 2018

Augusto Pinochet

Dictator who ruled Chile with an iron fist from 1973 to 1990. Pinochet headed the military junta that controlled the country after a coup that deposed the democratically elected president Salvador Allende. During his reign, Pinochet ordered the violent suppression of all political opposition to his government. A commission determined that his military and government were responsible for human rights violations, including more than 2,000 deaths and untold numbers of disappearances.

All opposition parties were banned, the press was censored and dissidents up and down the country were abducted and executed without trial. The notorious Caravan of Death, an Army death squad flew the length of the country by helicopter in October 1973, extinguishing 97 influential opposition figures. Even dissidents that had fled the country were not out of Pinochet’s reach. Operation Condor, tracked the numerous Chileans that had fled into exile. No-one was safe from Pinochet’s paranoid anti-communist drive. General Prats, Augusto Pinochet’s predecessor in the role of Commander in Chief, was killed in Buenos Aires in 1974.

Pinochet is pronounced Pino – Chay. The t is silent.

by Dancing with Fire June 19, 2011

Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

by shyder April 17, 2009

panocheo

Jargon used in the Northeast of Mexico, mainly north of the State of Tamaulipas.

Used to define the actions of people in two ways:
1. When people gossip
2. When a pair of lovers are cuddling

Jerga utilizada en el noreste de México, principalmente al norte del Estado de Tamaulipas.

Se utiliza para definir las acciones de las personas de dos maneras:
1. Cuando la gente dice habladurías
2. Cuando una pareja de enamorados están besándose y abrazándose

That boy and his girlfriend are cuddling
Ese joven y su novia están de panochones

All you're saying is bullshit
Todo lo que dices es puro panocheo

They are gossiping
Ellos estan panocheando

by 5U64R1N November 11, 2011