The Penix

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV
"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"
by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003
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Penix

Using your cockhole to hold a pen and write with it, as per the Game Grumps.
Please note that i wrote this letter in the way of the penix
by Jackinator84 December 29, 2022
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penix launcher

A good play to run in Deathball if you and a m8 are close to eachother and there are no defenders around. Ball carrier throws the ball high off the back wall and then gets boosted to it. He then proceeds to shoot at the goal.
by Fooman January 31, 2005
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penix butter

I blew my penix butter all over her face
by Godkiller March 06, 2010
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e-penix

A measurement of one's online ego, usually in relation either to technical abilitites and assets or a reflection of one's ability to win online arguments.

See e-penis and penix
We just come to see giant American e-penix! Our e-penix is very small... So very, very small. But you Americans' e-penix is huge! Enormous e-penix! E-penix so big, so very, very big! We are happy to be in same room with huge American e-penix!
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 07, 2004
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Penix

When a dick rises from the ashes like a phoenix from fucking a really ugly chick and getting to bone a really hot one
Did you hear about John's dick he officially has a Penix
by The real wordsmith 1972 February 13, 2016
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penix

adj. in absence of penis
n. a non-penis object
Dude, that car is totally penix. Lame.

I don't know what that cloud looks like, but it's definitely penix.
by March 18, 2022
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