texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught
The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail
by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019
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penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker
Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.
by harry January 21, 2003
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play penitentiary

Cage for refugee's children that are separated from their parents who are seeking asylum.
Your children will just love the play penitentiary. You can pick them up in a few years if we can find you.
by mlhiss April 10, 2019
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Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."
by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019
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Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.
El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.
by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 25, 2023
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Poundtown State Penitentiary

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
by bitchuck November 01, 2024
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Penitentiary Rich

Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.

Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.
Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.

Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!
by Ekko93 June 02, 2023
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