pension botherer

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge

I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers

by Human Form July 18, 2016

pengson

Someone of enormous courage, with great bravery and heroic talent.

That wave is gnarly, bro, at least 20 feet and closing out fast!

That's cool man, Pengson would go.

by Justine99 October 21, 2009

penisnigger

(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee

Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!

by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

penisenvious

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

by Peter May 17, 2005

penisology

The study of wieners.

Hey! Me and greg had a great time in penisology class today.

by cheese and quackers June 27, 2014

penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

by serbear4u February 15, 2009

Pension Deficit Disorder

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

by TKD nurse March 26, 2017