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Periology

The study of Periodts and Period-poohs
"Hey, watcha majoring in?"
I'm studying Periology."
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Peniologist

The peniologist stopped in to check out when my penis was swollen and hard.
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penistologist

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.
Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!
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parisology

The use of uneccesarily long words- noun
Megan practices parisology, and it confuses people.
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Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
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Penisiology

a very cool branch of study that involves inspecting various physical and chemical properties of the human penis. Some branches of Penisiology studies length, diameter, volume. Deeper studies also include smell, taste, and deep-throatability. If you are extreme, you can study the melting point, boiling point, and the point of decomposition. Manuel data collection is required in most cases.
Rachel is an expert on Penisiology: she has collected data on 1487192 dicks in her school; yet she still refuses to give a blowjob to her boyfriend. How sad.
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Peribology

the study of multicultural gift-giving behaviors throughout history of assigning specific meanings to nature's treasures, including, gemstones, flowers, fruits, vegetables, colors, trees and the elements.
1. Madame Chalwers (1848) was one of the first floriographers to copyright that the language of flowers was found in the multi-pedaled garden hyacinth flower.
2. Peribos is constructed from the O.G. for garden hyacinth (περιβος ηυακιντος: peribos hyakintos)
3. Using Chalwers' description, perib-os now represents all symbolic assignments of gifts, the study of which is peribology.
What is the peribology behind the snapdragon?
- Well, I'm glad you asked. In 1838, Choberl copyrighted the flower as meaning 'presumptuous'. It has come to signify a 'dangerous lady,' in today's culture of the United States. At the same time, herbologists understand that the flowers boiled in water makes a tea that can relieve symptoms associated with TMJ syndrome.
So then what does it mean?
- Peribology believes that the closer we can get to the original ideas laid down by European Floriography we can attain a more accurate understanding of the original intentions for ascribing ideas to specific articles of nature's treasures. Since Choberl was the first to copyright the symbolic meaning, peribology.com suggests that presumptuous is the appropriate meaning.
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