penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

penisus

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.

the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.

by privatmike August 20, 2009

small penisitis

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

by wldcts July 28, 2006

Penisium

An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.

A mother and father will mix penisium with vagisium to produce babyisium.

by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

Penisanus

A penisanus is an incompetent old person, like a fossil, mostly wearing glasses, major brain damage and acts like a sloppy dick throughout the day.
A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn

You can't teach that penisanus anything, he's way too stupid.

That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!

That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.

There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus

by Danny Frings March 12, 2011

Penisitude

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.

Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!

by UnableToThinkClearly June 17, 2018