Penisternal

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004

Pensentery

Pensentery is the act of inserting a pen, pencil, writing utensil in between the the buttock cheeks (or more commonly known as ass crack), walking around and setting it on the desk or where it is readily available of someone you dislike.

So yeah, I payed her back, grabbed the pen on her desk, the one she uses every day and pensentery -ed it! Walked around the office for like 10 minutes, all sweaty. You should have seen the weird face she made when she used it.

by Mario E. G. P. R. L. December 1, 2007

penister

noun

VARIATIONS
verb: penistry

To commit penistry makes you a penister.

"God, Mark's such a penister."

by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005

peniseater

ummmmm what my sister is

my siter is a peniseater

by anonymous October 7, 2020

penisterophily

rare genetic occurance where the male penis is more than 2 feet long.

he is lucky because he has a rare case of penisterohpily

by julio May 13, 2005

peniseater

1.) One who eats another's penis.

2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.

Darth Sidious is a real peniseater!

by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006

Penisaster

Keenudes aka “nudes”

“Nudes is such a damn penisaster”

by Luke Brewer January 10, 2019