penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

by GBL August 12, 2008

penile

when your pecker gets whacked with a ruler

that form of punishment is rather penile.

by amboj December 28, 2003

Penilized

Being punished or penalized because you're a woman by unsympathetic males in the work place.

"When I returned, my boss and coworkers penilized me for having to take maternity leave."

by krystdopey December 2, 2010

penile

Penile means pinoy with a HUGE penis

I saw a penile at the store.
Did you see that penile!
Judging by you penile you are pinoy.

by Jerry Casino December 3, 2007

Penile

1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."

Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"

by <33Divine<33 September 26, 2010

penile

a delicious sweet of which many people enjoy

Dude i love that penile

by geezxus January 9, 2011

penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.

"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"

by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009