(n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;
by Chubbs April 30, 2004
the feathery little bastards who you love to hate, and hate to love, but somehow, they make great disney movies. You know what, i was going to write a movie about penguins, but then the goddamn happy feet movie came out. i still wanted to write it, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was COPYWRITED. you know what? FUCK THE MAN! IM GONNA BUILD A GIANT FUCKING PENGUIN ROBOT SUIT, AND CRUSH THOSE LITTLE ASSFUCKERS AT DISNEY! AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM GOING TO DROP COOLANT FLUIDS ON THOSE MOTHERS AT THE IRS!!! THEY TAXED THE GODDAMN ROBOT SUIT, AND THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW YOU CHEAP FUCKERS????
"wow... the guy who wrote this is freakin phyco..."
"IM GONNA CRUSH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! not the penguin suit! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
(also, people who like penguins, such as the author of this, tend to suffer from severe cases of raging insanity. side effects may include, random rants, building insanely cool gadgets, and world domination.)
"IM GONNA CRUSH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! not the penguin suit! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
(also, people who like penguins, such as the author of this, tend to suffer from severe cases of raging insanity. side effects may include, random rants, building insanely cool gadgets, and world domination.)
by man_eating_squirrel1994 May 15, 2009
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by ImperfectAngel April 03, 2008
(Slang) A nun, mother superior, or other female Catholic employed by the Church. Origins in the similarity of dress (typical nuns wear habits colored black and white).
"We have to go meet with the penguins," Ellwood told his brother Jake upon leaving the Rock Island, Illinois prison.
by jkp1187 January 23, 2004
(1) (noun) The next sentient species of planet Earth. After the extinction of the human race, along with 99.99% of the world's ecology, due to human apathy/ignorance/stupidity.
(2) (noun) A tasty substitute for chicken meat.
(3) (verb) To pull down a person's pants and/or underwear to their ankles, usually as a prank, causing them to walk like a penguin.
(4) (verb) To walk like a penguin, often with an article of clothing loosely binding one's ankles.
(2) (noun) A tasty substitute for chicken meat.
(3) (verb) To pull down a person's pants and/or underwear to their ankles, usually as a prank, causing them to walk like a penguin.
(4) (verb) To walk like a penguin, often with an article of clothing loosely binding one's ankles.
(1)"The early cave paintings of prehistoric penguins shows signs of creativity, expressed by the use of flipper prints as a crude type of the artist's signature." - Hatchling's First Big Book of Science
(2) After the storm prevented any form of resupply, the Antartic research team ate all the research penguins.
(3) She remembered the John Smith from a few months ago. He stiffed her payment then, so she would penguin him later.
(4) John Smith penguined out the door, chasing after her, while shouting obsceneties.
(2) After the storm prevented any form of resupply, the Antartic research team ate all the research penguins.
(3) She remembered the John Smith from a few months ago. He stiffed her payment then, so she would penguin him later.
(4) John Smith penguined out the door, chasing after her, while shouting obsceneties.
by That's Mr. Penguin to You February 20, 2005