Penguinize

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.

Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!

by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014

Penguinity

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.

An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."

by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011

Penguinish

Looking like a penguin, but is not a penguin.

A name of someones personal web-blog site www.penguinish.com

I'm Penguinish because im black, fat ,and short.

by Penguinish July 17, 2007

Penguinitis

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.

"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!

by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014

penguinisation

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

penguining

In cold weather, "penguining" refers to gathering together in a crowd to keep warm. The person in the middle gets the benefit of the body heat of the others, then people take turns being in the middle. Taken from the common practice of penguins in the Antarctic.

In the cold breeze, Chloe kept warm by penguining with her friends.

by Swasti B June 20, 2008

Penguining

The act of protecting an item or items between your legs.

Thanks for penguining my bag. I had to go run and get my wallet.

by Finalruner April 13, 2015