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Damnit Vijay, stop being a pendu.
Pendu by Tommay October 16, 2007

Pendu fan boy 

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.
Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.
Pendu fan boy by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Pendu πŸͺπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή 

A Portuguese player who can only scores off of penalties in the camel league, and has no idea how to dribble or nutmeg. Penaldo also ghosts for 1/90th of every game, and scores a penalty and hits the friuuuu every time. Penaldoggy also has little rats that follow him, and say FRIUUUUUU when they are arguing about pendu or Messi. FRiiiUuUUuu!11!
Kid: dad, i think Messi is better than ronaldog
Dad: Fruiiiiiiii!!! *slaps because PenduπŸͺπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή is the penalty master friuuuu πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ€«πŸ§ ♂️

Essentially Pendu πŸͺπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή means a Portuguese player who only scores penalties and is trash
An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."
Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.
Pender by P'tainz February 11, 2013

peduncle 

peduncle - Your uncle that molested you as a child
We stopped talking to uncle Shawn once he became a peduncle.
peduncle by LePugh November 22, 2011

Pendulaphobia 

The fear of hanging or swinging objects. Not to be confused with Kinetiphobia (the fear of movement).
The person who fears things like swings, pendulums, or wind chimes might have Pendulaphobia.