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Red Pen Syndrome

The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.
Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.
by Soundandfury October 8, 2008
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Pig Pen stank

A cloud of stink that surrounds an individual. Usually refers to extreme body odor or frangrance overdose. Reference to Charlie Brown's pal Pig Pen who always a had a swirling mass of dirt surrounding him.
"I dunno, he's cute and all, but what's up with the Pig Pen stank? it's August, take a shower for God's sake!"
by Kim K January 16, 2006
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pen slut

Someone who is obsessed with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day or even every hour.
You can often tell a pen slut by looking at his/her desk: if there are more than 20 Pilot Hi-Precisions, PhD retractables, Marvy Sparklers, and/or fancy souvenir pens, that's a sign. Also, if you ask a pen slut to borrow a pen, he/she will likely rummage around for a Bic ballpoint rather than allow you to use a masterpiece such as his/her Y&C Gell Extreme 0.7 with teal ink.
I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have three five-compartment pencil cups that hold a total of 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No you CANNOT borrow them.
by creaternity May 1, 2006
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pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off
wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker
by max December 9, 2004
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Pen Sucker

Pen Sucker, Noun- 1. Extremely hot girl who goes to Ohara 2. Girl Steve wishes he had a chance with but never will cuz he needs to grow some balls 3. This girl that keeps sucking her pen in class. It turns steve on.
Dude, she was suckin her pen like woah I just wanted to whip it out right there in science
by Stormrider December 9, 2004
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pen sex

Short for penetrative sex.
Can also be shortened to pen.

Usually used for disguise or code purposes, but sometimes just for the sake of shortening the word.
Ex 1:
Brother 1: Dude, me and Judy had pen last night!

Brother 2: Awesome!

Mother *confused*: Good for you, honey.

Ex 2:
Person 1 *texting*: it was amazing we messed around for a bit n then she said she wanted pen sex
by gottalotta February 28, 2017
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pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)
I found some porn and starting pen smacking.
by Sean March 7, 2004
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