Pelzer

A small, podunk town in the Upstate of South Carolina full of incestuous rednecks, drunks, child molesters, common criminals, meth heads, welfare cases, and generally the lowest rung of life as we know it on Earth...It has 97 people per the Census and most are related. There are two millionaires who live in the town whose family formerly owned the mills that once dominated the local economy when the town had nearly 10x the population...and they grossly inflate all income statistics. Never drive through it with plates other than SC...the cops will cornhole you and send your car to a chop shop. They go through a new Police Chief every year due to corruption. Once considered as a target range by the Air Force due to its close proximity to Donaldson Center, it would be put to better use that way.

The other day we drove through Pelzer with our windows up but we still smelled the turds a homeless man was eating off the ground.

"Dude, you're through Pelzer? Are you high?"
"Nope, just looking to score a rock over yonder in Pelzer"
"Well Pelzer's the right place."

More social services and domestic dispute police calls per capita are to Pelzer than any other municipality in the area.

by Olive Vaggs June 20, 2011

Pelzer Rescue Squad

A small rescue squad/EMS founded in 1966. Also refered to as Squad 5 by Anderson County EMS dispatch. It now includes 3 Emergency ALS stations in Pelzer, Wren, and Powdersville. They also provide 8-10 BLS non emergent transport trucks a day for bed confined pt. Pelzer EMS is often considered a much better place to work than surrounding EMS services.

After working for "---------" County EMS for 10 years I'm tired of the BS, I'm applying at Pelzer Rescue Squad.

by Squad 5 July 8, 2010

Pelzer

Getting your end away with a 19 year old.

“See who I took back last night lads? Completely did a Pelzer!”

by Serge Tank February 21, 2021

pelzer

A family of Hardcore gamers

The pelzer family is too hardcore at WOW.

by Stubby March 1, 2005

West Pelzer

Is a place in South Carlina that claims to be a town but really isn't. It's really just Pelzer, SC but the people who live there are delusional and think that they can put up a sign and say that they are a town.

There is no distinguising feature that differentiates Pelzer and West Pelzer.

by b--rad February 27, 2011

Pelzom

Pelzom is a very picky hoe, if she doesn't like you she won't even take the same breathe as you. She has a really warm heart. Once she fuck with you she will be always there for you. She can be nice or a bitch, there's no in between. She and her best friend Antonia always slays the entire school.

Yo, I heard there's a new girl in our school and she is Pelzom-ish.

You are Antonia to my Pelzom.

by Buddha & Jesus February 24, 2017

pelzer

used according to wat ever the conditions are, the ultimate curse, ait means all of the curses in one small word

u fuckin pelzer
dont be such a bitch u stupid pelzer

by Mikey Brens March 2, 2004