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Peloton

A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.
As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.
by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
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Peloton

Its a little suspect when everyone else is losing money but you and just a few others.
Peloton doesn't seem to have the same worries other companies claim to have at this time, they think they're a beacon of courageous leadership, hope, heroic acts, and optimism in a time of need with all the money they're making.
by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
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Peloton

A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.
"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."
by fishless12 December 20, 2019
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peloton

A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.
Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.
by quintensity December 12, 2021
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Peloton

To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.
They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.
by quintensity December 12, 2021
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Peloton girl

The type of girl that tried soul cycle hungover with her friends, and bought a peloton for her at home social media management office. She now hops on her peloton bike every morning and posts her riding times on instagram stories. While she may be a bit conceded, she absolutely hauls ass on the bike.
My new roommate is a complete peloton girl. The first day she moved in, she only brought her peloton bike, her makeup bag, and a pillow.
by aesthetic_apollo January 21, 2022
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Peloton ride

A sexual or intimate partner that’s way too much into Peloton.
Her boyfriend is quite a Peloton ride.
by FRANKLIN🙂 March 4, 2023
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