A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.
As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.
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Get the peloton mug.They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.
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My new roommate is a complete peloton girl. The first day she moved in, she only brought her peloton bike, her makeup bag, and a pillow.
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