The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

Tab Peeking

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.

I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!

by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019

Peeling eggs

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.

Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.

by the lactator August 22, 2009

Peeling the bark

When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor

Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project

by Wtf Nate August 4, 2019

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

by Peezing July 23, 2014

peeping tim

A Scottish or Irish follower of the Catholic faith who also enjoys partaking in voyeurism.

I was down that Strathclyde park earlier and saw loads of peeping toms, later when mass came out they were joined by a group of peeping tims too!

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015