peecum

The product of when you urinate while your penis is fully erect. The urine that leaves the penis is now called peecum. There is nothing special about the urine only the fact that it came from an erect penis.

I tried as hard as I could but I didn’t get any peecum.

by John Ron Johnson November 16, 2019

peeump

Off the foshneezey

Qw3ett is peeump!

by Hoeslapper May 3, 2003

Peecumshart

The act of simultaneosly pissing, ejaculation, farting, and defecating in one's pants due to intense laughter.

Man 1: " Dude, that comedian lastnight at the bar was so funny"

Man 2: "I know, I had to get up and change my pants because I peecumsharted"

Man 1: "damn"

by Booby McNut April 6, 2010

peebumpers

A game played by two males who need to urinate. The object of the game is to thurst your dick against the other player's dick, the loser is the player that urinates first.

guy1: Why is Drew's shirt all wet?

guy2: Because he just won a game of peebumpers with Peet.

by TheGoldenDancer February 11, 2010

peebum

Sexual act in which a person (usually male) urinates on or inside another persons anus.

Person 1: Wanna do peebum tonight?
Person 2: Sure, I'll get the towels ready ;)
Person 1: Can't wait ;)

by hello bitch lasagna November 21, 2018

peecumfart

A man, who is not straight

Oh you’re “peecumfart?” that’s kind of sussy

by yourmommiesinmybed May 12, 2021

Peecum

Whilst one is on Spinelli you start to masturbate and suddenly you pee cum,pee cum, cum pee.

Roddy was masturbating and he suddenly had Peecum so he decided to sock it and hide it under the couch.

by Magicwhisper9 September 23, 2021