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peef

Peefing iz when two gay men line up on all fours facing away frm each other. one of the gays has to eat alot of cheese so his poop his very solid i cannot strez this enuf. then that gay guy that has solid poops poops into the other guys butthole. then that guy poops it back out into the first guys butthole. this is peefing.
Antwon and Jerome peefed last week at that party. It was great.
by Scr0w October 11, 2006
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peef

"My name isn't Peef!" said Peef.
by Vampyr Bloodlust August 27, 2003
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peef

peef is great
by Anon June 7, 2003
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peef

used as a departing, or leaving word, like bye or peace.
1.Im finna go peef!

2.ill see you later peef!
by Nickie December 15, 2004
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peef

A mutant hybrid variant of the homus erectus family believed by some to have been cross bred with a chia pet in monolithic times.
I see that hair growing! You can't fool me! You izza pEEf!!!
by mEEf January 18, 2004
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peef

A Cigarette, commonly used by douchnas in the 586.
Hey dude, can I bum a peef?
by AlyssaAnnAllen December 21, 2006
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Peef

A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.

There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.

On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:

Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.

Example 2:

Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
by Pierce November 25, 2004
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