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Paedosmile

defined as a smile where the corners of the perpetrator's mouth are raised similar to a smirk or that of one reminiscing pleasant taudry behaviours.
Contrary to widespread psycho-babble and paedo-sympathizers, all paedophiles are the evil excrement of society and should be eliminated promptly via castration.
Commonly seen in police 'mug' shots of male child-sex offenders, male school teachers, priests, truck-drivers, scout masters, summer camp staff, elite school prefects and similar such 'Charlie Chesters' (cockney slang for child molester).
If encountered, either run with all haste or attempt to remove said smile using precise applied force with blunt objects until wearer unconcious, or better deceased.
Hank Eisses (5 yrs for raping a 13-year-old boy), Victor Vazquez (both arseholes killed by a local hero), John Couey, accused of the assault and murder of Jessie Lunsford -- Onstott -- police say he killed Sarah Lundy, 13 years old.
Couey, Schwartzmiller, Avila, Duncan, Onstott, Richard Allen Davis. In case you don`t remember those names, what about these? Polly Klaas, Samantha Runyon, Jessie Lunsford, Shasta and Dylan Groene, Megan Kanka, Sarah Michelle (ph) Lundy, all dying at the hands of convicted child molesters and all wore a paedosmile
Paedosmile by Patrick Blurton September 26, 2006

Pedosmile 

A facial expression in which the corners of the mouth are raised, usually expressing amusement, pleasure, or approval in such a way that reveals a disire to committe sexual acts with a child.
Derek's pedosmile caused the mother to cover her baby with a blanket as they drove by.
Pedosmile by El Cartero August 14, 2006
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Pedosmile 

A smile that is directed at chilldren with sexual intention or just a really creepy smile.
that dude just pedosmiled at me.
Pedosmile by Zacharias August 26, 2005

pedosmile 

a creepy smile that resembles one who is a pedophile
"that guy is really creeping me out, hes looking at me with the biggest pedosmile right now"
pedosmile by peasgood May 12, 2009

paedosmile

A nonse with an unerving grin
look at that cunt, he's got a paedosmile, he needs fucking hanging!
paedosmile by Hessay April 15, 2003
A smile given by a creepy person who has watched you for over 30 minutes.
Dude, that guy's been staring at us since we walked in. He's got the creepiest pedismile.
pedismile by Jess Inuzuka January 14, 2008

Pedosmile 

That creepy, suspicious smile that makes you look like a pedophile.
my god that guy just gave me the weirdest pedosmile, it made me flip the fuck out
Pedosmile by Zyph April 4, 2011