A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.
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that place is haunted by a poltergeist
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I was sitting on the plane, and Brad totally poltergassed me. I wouldn't have minded, but it smelled sooo bad.
by the exquisite November 14, 2009
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The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"
by Achim S. April 14, 2006
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Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.
by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017
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POLTER is a strategy often used by Highly Offendable Groups (HOGS) when facts do not favor their most cherished beliefs. Historically, fear and intimidation have been just as successful, if not more, than logic and debate in silencing opponents, not to mention quicker and more expedient (for example, the ignorant are rarely swayed by logic, but fear is universal).
POLTER is a strategy often used by Highly Offendable Groups (HOGS) when facts do not favor their most cherished beliefs. Historically, fear and intimidation have been just as successful, if not more, than logic and debate in silencing opponents, not to mention quicker and more expedient (for example, the ignorant are rarely swayed by logic, but fear is universal).
A former president of Harvard once suggested that genetics might be responsible for the disparity between men and women in the highest positions of math and science. It was merely a suggestion, but unfortunately one that was heretical to feminist groups. Subsequently, they decided to POLTER him, spearheading a campaign to get him fired and stigmatized by the media so that his next employment opportunity would be at least less prestigious and profitable than the current one.
by FigurinOutLife November 5, 2007
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