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Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"
by Crozefly February 21, 2011
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paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.
by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002
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Paying it Forward

The act of responding to a good deed with another, hence, "One good turn deserves another".
The other definitions I've found on this phrase are OK save for the grammar errors, but I'm paying it forward with this easier to digest version.
by Soulrider July 10, 2017
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Paying the Dark Price

Dude 1: Hey man thanks for covering my shift while I needed to go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: No problem.
Dude 1: Yeah man if it wasn't for you I would have been paying the dark price and paying for a new pair of jeans too.
by XtRedChaos June 20, 2017
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Handsy Without Paying

to be excessively aggressive with stripper or hookers while having no intention of paying them for any service
Last night I got handsy without paying. That hooker never saw it coming.
by CuracaoAL December 22, 2009
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Paying the Rent

A sex position in which the man fits his shoulders into the back of the womans knees, lifts her off the ground so that only her shoulders are on the matress, and proceeds to engage in intercourse using the 'jackhammer' method.
Landlord: "Your rent is three weeks overdue miss."

Woman: "I don't have any money, is there anything else I can do to pay the rent?"
by Crooked L3 May 7, 2003
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paying the cab driver

1. to repay someone sexually
2. sexcapades
3. any sexual act with an unknown person
I didn't have any money so I just payed the cab driver.

This weekend I payed the cab driver with a random guy on the street.

Last night I was paying the cab driver when my boyfriend walked in.
by natsimvia March 1, 2009
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