Payned

to get so wasted, you cant even walk.

Dam that dude is payned!

by DjPayne July 3, 2011

payned

to be shut down, or shown by a Payne. instead of saying 'snap' 'oohhh cut' etc you say 'oohh payned'.

oooh he payned you
i hope he's payned you

by Catherine P October 17, 2006

Payned

To be frustrated by one's salary.

Sam is payned that Dan earns more than him.

by Youngszalicious March 5, 2011

Payned

When you’ve been hypnotized by someone whose last name is Payne

I feel so much better after getting Payned

by mslibbylibs November 24, 2021

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

dom paine

The fat fuck in the back of the room that knows jack shit

Teacher: "so Dom what is 3+5?"
Dom Paine: "ummm cookies?"

by Dom paine June 25, 2017

Dirty Payge

Where 3 women and 1 trans man are having sexual intercourse with strap ons and then someone randomly pulls out a champagne bottle and pops the corque insincere the trans man’s ass.

“Rebecca pulled a Dirty Payge on me and it was SO TOTALLY TUBULAR”

by agagag January 3, 2021