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Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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Patient Transport

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Hospital workers who are under appreciated that transport patients through out the hospital.These people are awesome and randomly break out into song, occasionally...
5th Floor: Telecom can you page some awesome people that randomly break out into song, occasionally...?
Telecom: Oh you mean Patient Transport?
5th Floor: 10-4
by LJNSLM March 11, 2012
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Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
by sayynevermore October 24, 2012
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Klancer Patient

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A member of the KKK who has cancer.
KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.
by lechesucio February 23, 2009
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patent

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- George W. protects the freedom and liberty of America.
- You do realize that's patent bullshit, don't you.
by PoopyPoo May 20, 2005
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creepy patient

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when you know you have the capacity to become completely psychotic and aggressive but are smiling, acting meek and agreeable
A young hard working girl in social media anxiously waiting for a promotion said, "I have been creepy patient waiting for my promotion."
by nimbus&rodger August 28, 2012
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Cancer Patient

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A cancer patient, usually abbreviated as "CP", refers to someone that puts in more than sufficient effort. It's a more derogatory form of the word "tryhard".
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.
Why are we losing this game?

Because we're playing against absolute cancer patients.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
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