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MySpace Pathetics

Typically the most useless of people in this world. Don't get me wrong, MySpace is the epidemic of all kinds. But due to the fact that it takes over peoples lives is rediculous.

Take example: The MySpace Ho.

-Usually a two-faced-counter-slut who has a thing for talking to random 25 year olds that only want to bang them. Saying things such as "OMG Hottness Alert." When all and all its just a 40 year old guy masterbating to they're default picture. Usually these girls will have about 12,000 friends and only have about 30 comments. Always posting bullitans saying "OMFG New Picture, Comment now or ill kill you."

-The MySpace Pimp.
- Quite frankly, I dont even believe that there is such thing. I think that they are all just lonely men wishing that they would have actually got layed on prom night. They take pictures of models off of "Google Image" and put them as they're default picture, with only about a millimeter of space before you start seeing pubes.
Of course, even if they are telling who they really are, all of they're pictures are with them and they're shirts off just hoping that some random 15 year old "MySpace Ho" will come by and leave a comment, "OMFG, HOTNESS ALERT." Than they meet them in person at some random spot at the mall, they hit it off, and the next week he has an infestation of the pants.
MySpace Pathetics.

MySpace Ho-

*Posts new default picture with only 1 article of clothing on*
"OMG, this is such a bad pic" ---So why are you putting it on there slut.

MySpace Pimp-

*Finds 15 year old MySpace HO, leaves a picture comment*
"Damn gurl, dem' lips be lookin good, but theyd' be betta if they was on ma dick....haha j/p"----No you werent you friggin illiterate bastard.
by OrangeFern December 9, 2008
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patheticism

1.Excessive use of meager and feeble tactics for sympathy.
2.Working in a consistantly pathetic manner.
His patheticism had gotten the best of her and she finally divorced him.
by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007
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pathetiquette

feeling obligated to take action regarding something that has nothing to do with you or anyone you would normally have contact with
commenting on someones facebook status or profile picture change for lack of anything better to say. Just because you are informed of my facebook change, doesn't mean I need you to make a pathetiquette comment.
by bullfrogg October 8, 2010
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Patheticut

That part of Connecticut that is a suburban hellhole, a middle-class nightmare. It includes any place with easy access to Interstate 91 and Interstate 95 from New Haven south. Patheticut spawns upwardly-mobile yuppie scum who go north to Vermont for a second home or vacation, and then ruin that place as well. People from Patheticut act like crabs in a basket - as soon as one gets near the top, another will grab its dangling lower exremity to pull itself up, thereby pulling the other down. The only way to get out is to crawl over someone else.
Ewww...Patheticut. Get me out of here!
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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Patheticism

adj:

Used to describe someone or a group of people. Who tend to be pathetic.
She is destined to lead this sad life of Patheticism.
by fiorello October 9, 2007
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pathetiquette

(n.) the pitying manner in which one ought to treat a pathetic person
M: (choking back tears) My girlfriend just broke up with me...
A: Whatever, she wasn't that great. You'll get over it.
M: Dude, where's your pathetiquette? I'm looking for a little sympathy here!
by HAug March 14, 2009
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Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.
Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.
by MimiWit August 25, 2017
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