A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.
David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."
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, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.
, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.
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by Michael November 13, 2003
Get the Patheticity mug.Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.
Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.
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Get the Patheticistic mug.Typically the most useless of people in this world. Don't get me wrong, MySpace is the epidemic of all kinds. But due to the fact that it takes over peoples lives is rediculous.
Take example: The MySpace Ho.
-Usually a two-faced-counter-slut who has a thing for talking to random 25 year olds that only want to bang them. Saying things such as "OMG Hottness Alert." When all and all its just a 40 year old guy masterbating to they're default picture. Usually these girls will have about 12,000 friends and only have about 30 comments. Always posting bullitans saying "OMFG New Picture, Comment now or ill kill you."
-The MySpace Pimp.
- Quite frankly, I dont even believe that there is such thing. I think that they are all just lonely men wishing that they would have actually got layed on prom night. They take pictures of models off of "Google Image" and put them as they're default picture, with only about a millimeter of space before you start seeing pubes.
Of course, even if they are telling who they really are, all of they're pictures are with them and they're shirts off just hoping that some random 15 year old "MySpace Ho" will come by and leave a comment, "OMFG, HOTNESS ALERT." Than they meet them in person at some random spot at the mall, they hit it off, and the next week he has an infestation of the pants.
Take example: The MySpace Ho.
-Usually a two-faced-counter-slut who has a thing for talking to random 25 year olds that only want to bang them. Saying things such as "OMG Hottness Alert." When all and all its just a 40 year old guy masterbating to they're default picture. Usually these girls will have about 12,000 friends and only have about 30 comments. Always posting bullitans saying "OMFG New Picture, Comment now or ill kill you."
-The MySpace Pimp.
- Quite frankly, I dont even believe that there is such thing. I think that they are all just lonely men wishing that they would have actually got layed on prom night. They take pictures of models off of "Google Image" and put them as they're default picture, with only about a millimeter of space before you start seeing pubes.
Of course, even if they are telling who they really are, all of they're pictures are with them and they're shirts off just hoping that some random 15 year old "MySpace Ho" will come by and leave a comment, "OMFG, HOTNESS ALERT." Than they meet them in person at some random spot at the mall, they hit it off, and the next week he has an infestation of the pants.
MySpace Pathetics.
MySpace Ho-
*Posts new default picture with only 1 article of clothing on*
"OMG, this is such a bad pic" ---So why are you putting it on there slut.
MySpace Pimp-
*Finds 15 year old MySpace HO, leaves a picture comment*
"Damn gurl, dem' lips be lookin good, but theyd' be betta if they was on ma dick....haha j/p"----No you werent you friggin illiterate bastard.
MySpace Ho-
*Posts new default picture with only 1 article of clothing on*
"OMG, this is such a bad pic" ---So why are you putting it on there slut.
MySpace Pimp-
*Finds 15 year old MySpace HO, leaves a picture comment*
"Damn gurl, dem' lips be lookin good, but theyd' be betta if they was on ma dick....haha j/p"----No you werent you friggin illiterate bastard.
by OrangeFern December 9, 2008
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