passover syndrome

TFW ordinary people suddenly wake up to the negative results of privileged exploitation.

Ordinary person: "Wah"
Superior Person: Oh, you've just got Passover Syndrome.

by wildgraf October 22, 2018

Arabian Passover

An Arabian Passover is there is when somebody takes a shit down a slide and somebody on the other end of the slide catches it in their mouth.

Doug: I saw Charlie last night, him and Johnny were doing an Arabian Passover over at the park
James: SICCKKKK

by Peter Lucas Harris March 4, 2010

the stoy of passover

one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"

never repeat the moses story

by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003

Hanukkah and Passover Jew

A Jew who only attends Temple during Hanukkah and Passover. They see this as the only 'mandatory' days to attend. Similar to the Christmas and Easter Christians.

you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.

by thegeckoj December 4, 2010

The Passover

The Passover is completed when one is having sex with a woman who is on her period. A few minutes into the disgusting and bloody intercourse, the man pulls out his dick and marks a streak of blood on his significant other's forehead, just like when the tenth plague was brought upon egypt and lambs' blood was put on doors.

When the girl I picked up last night told me she was on her period, I didn't shy away from sex; rather, I saw it as an opportunity to perform the Passover and save the baby I was to create in her that night.

by ZBT's very own Spyder January 26, 2006

Digital Passover Effect

The exclusion of specific files or folders from being accessed by searching, indexing or scanning software such as antivirus apps.

Kojiro: Hey Burt, could you verify and validate some data on my flash drive for me?
Burt: Sure bruv, but is any of them to be tagged for Digital Passover Effect?
Kojiro: Yeah. Those folders containing the hack tools I shared with you last week. Thanks loads!

by BennyTee2 July 16, 2023

Peruvian Passover

When you are getting a blow job from someone and you cum in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and you begin to make out with him/her. They then proceed to pass it over into your mouth and you swallow.

Dude, Brittany was giving me a blow job, and the she gave me a Peruvian Passover! It was so sweet!

by hornynordi March 11, 2012