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persistance

Same as persistence, but for people that can´t spell.
Message-Persistance is where I store my messages.
by PatteDaKing September 19, 2019
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Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
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assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.
Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.
by authOOr June 23, 2006
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passive assistance

Helping someone by not doing anything to stop them from doing what they are doing to help them self even if it is delusional.
She provided passive assistance by allowing him to say she was his girlfriend to protect him from some crazy bitch.
by babblecat December 28, 2010
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Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.
As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)
by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006
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Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.
X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!
by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011
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Pakistance

A stance, viewpoint, or perspective relating to the country of Pakistan. A Pakistance can convey an individual's standpoint on social, political, economic situations relative to another country, region or culture.

Can also be used with another country than ends in -stan... Kazakhstance, Uzbekistance, Turkmenistance.
Person 1: I am taking a tough Pakistance on this matter. These are the problems that tear families apart and lead to civil war.

Person 2: Whats wrong?

Person 1: My paratha has not been buttered.
by thecatburglar September 20, 2011
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