Paratard

An oft used nick-name given to one who regularly trolls web forums for attention by posting highly repetitive condescending political and social beliefs which are a contradiction(s) onto themselves. A Paratard is most often encountered within the internets emulation scene.

Paratard: "Just got my disability check and decided to blow it on bargain bin video games instead of f'in around on the internets or watching Bill O'Rly on FAUX News as usual.... I have the rest of the month to do that! BTW this country is being ruined by liberal bums from California who are just sitting around watching TV while collecting unemployment checks."

by Yog_Shoggoth January 15, 2011

partyhardy

A more extreme, descriptive, and specific word for partying in the sense of consuming alcoholic drinks, smoking, taking pills, dancing, etc.

Girl:"Hey do you party?"
Boy:"Yeah of course."
Girl::"Do you partyhardy?"
Boy:"Oh, no. I have my limits."

by guess789 July 14, 2010

Pakitard

A word to instult/provoke pakistani people (mostly arabs). Combination of "pakistan" and "retard"

That pakitard stole my YouTube video again!

by UknownRussian August 17, 2016

parentard

A mentally challenged parental unit.

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!

by VMCarrera October 24, 2008

partard

A person who is partly or semi retarded. They do not have all the characteristics of a fully retarded person, but possess a variety of similar afflictions.

"Was that guy retarded?"

"No, he was just partarded"

by Bee and Jay April 26, 2008

Pritard

A person that drives a Prius. Pertains to Most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a Prius.

aagghhhh crap i'm stuck behind another pritard

by BB The Clown September 18, 2012

Pritard

The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.

Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.

by toaster2944 May 24, 2011