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Partoned

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.
That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
by Ytuoms June 30, 2018
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Parton

To publicly embarrass yourself on social media
Oh no, you’ve had a Parton there.
by Randy2412 April 29, 2019
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dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"
by MRT2 October 7, 2006
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does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
by Colourful English May 2, 2006
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Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.
Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!
by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010
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vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.
insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course
by Agarter June 2, 2019
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Portion jealousy

Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.
"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."
by Ooks April 23, 2013
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