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Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.
Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell
by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013
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in parties

to be totally wasted by alcohol or drugs
"Sorry about yesterday, I was in parties.. I couldn't even walk home"
by tsitsi October 9, 2008
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Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014
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partied out

Effects of too much partying/drinking/nights on the lash etc
Person 1: "You look rough"
Person 2: "Yeah, am partied out!"
by Lynzy July 24, 2006
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prince of parties

The coolest music video in the world. Everyone should see it. Comes from the HBO original flight of the conchords.
by Michael omar April 13, 2008
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family parties

a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL
kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell
by IphoneSlayer1713 May 25, 2016
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parietals

1) Latin derivative for "wall".
2) Stupid system banning a person from the oppostite sex's dorm. Enacted mostly by Catholic universities, i.e. Notre Dame.
"It's midnight on a week day; parietals have started. Get the women out of the room!!!!"
by mut3 March 31, 2005
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