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Tag Proofing

Making sure there's no tags left on your clothes after you buy them and go out to wear.
" Mom can you tag proof my before I go out to the movies with Jake? "

" I need a Tag proofing before I go out tonight "
by AbnormalAshley January 7, 2010
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Prooping

Slinging human or animal faeces (poo) from an empty pringles tubes out of a moving vechile at somebody.
Ali P - Hey bro, I've been wanting to go prooping for a while should we?
Nathan - Yeh you poo in the pringles tube then
(Flings poo at passerby)
Ali P - Bro you just totatly prooped that guy bro
by ThePrince December 7, 2012
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Paroosing

In the process of navigating lazily or without much aim.
I was paroosing through the store when I happened upon a giant yo-yo.
by J Dizzle Frizzle December 23, 2008
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Kitten proofing

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.
Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
by JJP770 August 4, 2009
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Ninja Proofing

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.
by Al Benedict December 3, 2010
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Parroting

The act of resting someone else's penis on your shoulder, like a parrot.

(inspired by Louis CK's first season promo for the show "Louie")
"...and maybe, you have a third guy just standing there, resting his cock on your shoulder, like a parrot."

"let's have a parroting party"

"he loves parroting more than his fixed gear bike"
by captain AAAWWWRRRR September 9, 2011
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phoozing

When you wake up and check your phone rather than getting out of bed
"Sorry I'm late, I was phoozing for 2 hours this morning"
by kingcribble November 19, 2017
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