webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

by wangodango August 21, 2012

Paranoise

1. Psychoacoustic sounds/voices associated with extreme levels of paranoia. Happens frequently with long binges of meth use.

"Did you hear about Charlie? He called the cops on his dog cause he though he heard burglars in his living room?"
"Yeah, that figures. He is such a tweeker. Always a victim of his own paranoise"

by JbyrdLA December 21, 2008

Paranokia

Paranokia

(noun)

A state of anxiety that afflicts cellphone users and results in the following behaviours:

- Many people simultaneously checking their phones when a message arrival tone is heard. Generally occurs in a public/crowded place.

- Frequent checking that keylock is enabled and that a phone isn't accidentally pocket dialing someone, especially if that person is currently being gossiped about

- Constantly checking for new text messages or emails, even though you haven't heard or felt one arrive since you last checked

- Having left your phone behind at home or the office, the feeling of absolute certainty that you are missing vitally important messages and/or booty calls

Having once accidentally pocket dialed the boyfriend of the girl he was having backseat sex with, Jeff's paranokia ensured that he switched his phone off during subsequent engagements.

by Sir Garence March 10, 2009

Paradolia

Paradolia is the phenomenon of finding familiar images in random scenes, like faces in clouds or religious icons in root vegetables, water stains and even tortillas.

While rolling tortillas for her husband, Mrs. Gonzales saw a paradolia of the face Jesus in a tortilla.

by Chet LAX April 8, 2010

Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011

Pandemic Paranoia

An “over the top” response to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.

Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Cellular Paranoia

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.

Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.

by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009