(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool

(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent

(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac

Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."

Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"

Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."

Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."

Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."

Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."

Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."

paragod by AlexFox February 16, 2008

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Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

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