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The Pap Smear

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.
So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.
by SlimTim June 25, 2016
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PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.
Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!
by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 26, 2011
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Pap smear

N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.
by Iskool McBob November 19, 2010
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Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
by A Flesh June 10, 2009
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Pap Smear

When a girl gives a dude head, uses her teeth, and makes him sore for the next few days.
Hey Billy, be careful with her! Cause that chick totally gave me a Pap Smear last night!
by joshdamigo February 5, 2009
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Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.
I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!
by D-Linquent July 27, 2011
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pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.
The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.
by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008
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