pants

In Canada, it is a codeword of heroin.

Hey man, could you hook me up with some pants?

by Jeffboyo April 21, 2006

pants

Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.

His performance was pants. This is pants.

by Billy Shears April 7, 2005

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

pants

v. The act of pulling down someone's pants

Crazy Achmed just got pants'd by that asshole over there

by Lagman March 12, 2003

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

pants

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.

Those pants are totally pants.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

pants

Street slang used to describe "downer" drug such as heroin.

"shirts" is slang for "upper" like cocaine.

Dude, score me 50 pants (meaning $50 worth of heroin)

by Squishy-man April 1, 2007