Panton

Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.

Once a Panton, always a Panton.

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

Paytonscoolshoes

Very very very super gay🙁

Who’s paytonscoolshoes?
A person that’s a little too gay

by Eliefucksyourmom August 26, 2021

day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).

pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”

by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020

Pantoshitomania

Everytime you're getting ready to go somewhere important and you finally put on your pant or buckled your belt BOOM, you feel like taking a crap.
Doesnt matter if you had a crap 10 minutes ago or a day ago, pantoshitomania strikes whenever you're finally ready to go somewhere.

Situation : A test in 15 minutes, an appointment you cant miss, a date, or anything you're late for.
Conditions : Well ironed clothes, belt.
Nothing else matters.
pantoshitomania will strike

by Agassi April 17, 2010

panonski

a very dirty vagina

the girl i screwed last night had a panonski

by Mr. Evan Sousa September 29, 2010

Pantone

a small woodland creature varying in height between 2ft to 4ft. The Pantone is known for its hypnotic hips and black eyes. The Pantone is on the brink of extinction due to its tendency towards homosexuality.

They say to never look into the hips of a pantone. If so, you may never be attracted to a woman again.

by Don't worry 'bout it May 4, 2006

Pantong

A contemptuous term aimed at an unwanted person or peoples that are acting in a dumb, brainless, or generally unintelligent way. This word can also be used as a universal racial slur, although originally intended for use towards Asians. (Derived from the word "Pontoon", referring to the frequent use of boats for the transportation of immigrants)

"Kim, that fucking pantong, ruined the carpet with his kimchi!"

by Wobbly_Lobster February 27, 2023