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Paintjob

Paintjob- When a male blasts a females private part or mouth with cum.
"I gave my girlfriend a paintjob last night! She was covered in cum!"
by coolioioio May 10, 2010
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alaskan paintjob

when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg
a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob
by the cooler85 May 13, 2011
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Paintjob

When someone paints your penis and/or testicles for sexual pleasure.
Jenny gave me a purple paintjob last night.
by Lakeeta September 28, 2006
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Panjob

You take the hole in the handle of a pan and take your partners “dick” and slide it into the hole of the pan handle and proceed to stroke his meat until he ejaculates and it lands in the pan, then you can cook it or throw it out
Girl: “let’s try something new”
Man: “like what?”
Girl: “a Panjob” - *Pulls put Pan*
Man: “OH GOD YESSSS UHHHAHHH”
by Panjob Creator November 26, 2019
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Paintjob

The act of having vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her period, and priceeding to mushroom stamp her with your blood-covered penis
My girlfriend was on her period last week, so I gave her a paintjob
by JMM50 January 15, 2014
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Communist Paintjob

"Repainting" your crappy Prius or VW bus by plastering it with tons of political stickers in support of peace, love, and the democratic party
"She must really love Obama, she has 8 of his stickers on the back of her prius. Stupid communist paintjob"
by CheddaBob352 May 7, 2013
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Pantsjob

Pantsjob (noun)

A Pantsjob is simply a handjob, through the underpants. This often leads to unwanted penis trauma such as chaffing and painful constriction.

Synonym: Clothy
After they stopped in the woodland clearing, Gretel proceeded to give Hansel the pantsjob he had been longing for all day.
by Tomaaa7o January 11, 2012
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