pandalarium

a party or raucous festivity where the majority demographic consists of pandas or close phylogenic relatives of pandas. "when pandas go crazy"

This table is in a state of pandalarium.

by pacman13 September 12, 2014

Pandagate

n: Petty political drama which unfolded in Australia in 2004, involving some Melbourne Uni liberal hacks, a gullible Herald Sun journo and a whole lotta blogging. "Panda" derives (somewhat mysteriously) from the protagonist's name.

Student 1: So, did you hear about Pandagate?
Student 2: What the hell are you talking about?

by AndyBolt December 23, 2004

Pandalade

1. Pandalade (Ailuropoda melanoleuca Citrus Lemonos Ados) is the drink created when the bones, body, flesh, blood and testicles of the Ailuropoda melanoleuca (panda) are entriely crushed and mashed into a bloody pulp, and then mixed with a drink, the contents of which contain lemon juice, sugar, and water, also known as Citrus Lemonos Ados (lemonade.)
The drink is extremely refreshing but also rare in many countries but China and Middle-Earth.

2. The left nipple of a Sasquatchian howling spider in distress.

1. Hey dude, I totally had the most refreshing drink in the world. Pandalade dude, get it at any McDonald's restaurant starting February 2005! Have fun!

2. AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pandalade! AGGGGGHHH!

by Sephicus Stampoodius Daedelificus Standaloftium January 5, 2005

Pandareus

Outside of the no-good, thieving character from greek mythology, Pandareus has become an intellectuals way to define someone as a "panda wuss" without using such lowbrow words. Pandareus is a soft, weak and morally objectional creature with no redeeming values. While calling someone a "panda wuss" is more common, the term Pandareus is used as a way to insult someone while in mixed company. A subtle jab that will often go unnoticed except by those who are in on the joke. Using the highbrow terminology for "panda wuss" is also an effective way of establishing intellectual superiority over those around you.

"I can't believe he backed down like that. That is a man of major Pandareus qualities. If you know what I mean...."

"He hasn't done an honest day's work in his life, he's a Pandereus of the worst kind."

by Skinker September 9, 2008

Pandabate

The act of jacking off while baiting a bear trap with bamboo.

My traps were empty again, probably because all the pandabating I did when I set them. Pandas can smell semen. I guess I won't pandabate if I intend to actually CATCH one.

by Chiznicken December 14, 2017

Pandaaram

another way of saying Darn or Damn

Pandaaram, it is deleted.
I am going to throw that pandaaram thing out.

by Picasso Kunjappan March 2, 2023

pandarestomy

When you have an operation to become a panda. Normally this exclaimation is from people named Bella

I am going in for a pandarestomy today

by Issey G February 21, 2025