Palmela Handerson

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.

I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.

by pfrees April 02, 2011

Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018

Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with

I am talking to Palmela Handerson

by Noah spradlin 21 June 10, 2018

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 03, 2009

Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

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Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018

palmela anderson

Masterbation, with ones hand.

Tom: "Suzy ditched me tonight, looks like i'm stuck with palmela anderson"

Dan: "Dude! I masterbated with her last night too!"

by Honey Bananas August 19, 2009

Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022