PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

crack pairing

A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.

Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.

by Espiria September 2, 2008

pasting

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

by themoreyouno May 6, 2012

pairing bicycle

A term for when pairing shippers pair a particular character with various other characters.

"I ship Ash and Misty, but I also like Ash with May, and Ash with Dawn. I guess that makes Ash my pairing bicycle"

by Anonymous4236 November 26, 2011

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

by thegreatretailcaper June 1, 2016

pasting

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.

by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012

toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003